Mostly I love winter … our sad excuse for winter … our coolish weather.
But, there’s always a but …
Winter legs. Just as creatures grow a more luxuriant winter coat, so do Mum’s legs. Now, I’m not saying she totally ignores the deforestation process in winter; let’s just say her attention to detail is not as diligent as in summer. As a result I’m forced to endure …
Prickly, tickly, stubble. Stubble I scrape against when I’m trying to enjoy a snuggle under the doona on the chilliest nights. I’ve considered suggesting Mum attaches an elastic strap to the bottom of her jammies to keep them anchored to her feet, or wear a grown-up version of a baby jumpsuit.
But I don’t think I’d be game. Would you?
Oh, Happy Day. This wonderful sunny morning in Paradise starts the GREAT MAGICAL DEFORESTATION FESTIVAL, when even the faintest evidence of stubble is removed, skin exfoliated and buffed to a sheen that even Charlie would envy, then moisturised and nourished to within an inch of its life.
And it’s all thanks to Moo Goo.
Strange name, you could even say odd.
Moo Goo don’t have a clue who we are … Mum just loves their stuff and wants to share the joy. I think the fact that it involves her favourite farm animals, Moo Cows, plays an important part.
Mum loves Moo Goo products because they’re natural and safe but, just as important, her skin feels soft and healthy. Mum has sensitive skin and has to be careful what products she uses. Even though she doesn’t have any special needs, they also make a wonderful range for those who do.
If ever there was a product to make your skin as smooth as a baby’s bottom from head to toe, it’s Moo Goo. Mum adores the full-cream moisturiser that smells like Apple and Honey. I’ve even been known to sidle alongside and give her ankle a little lick. She also swears by their anti-Aging Cream with Resveratrol. Leonardo will have lots more to say about this miracle substance soon.
It’s going to be a happening summer in Oz.
And, best of all, no more Winter Stubble for another year.
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