NOT FOR ME
Mum: If you could be another animal, Lily, what would it be?
Me: Not a Uakari monkey, Mum.
Remember the time you tried a new face cream and had an allergic reaction? It felt like rubbing my head against sandpaper … looking at that monkey brings back bad memories.




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The only good thing about being that monkey is that you’d get to climb trees!
I must admit I’m only up for shortish trees these days but it beats those carpeted pretend cat trees any day.
What a beautiful blog you have Lily! And a good sense of humor too!
Thank you for your kind words, Ann … and from a famous author like you. I will take the Meowers-Briggs Career Personality Test … who knows what other career opportunities await me? … and tell all my readers about your book Careers for your Cat.
Thank you for your kind words Lily! I’m sure you have many special talents and will be able to find your dream job! Thank you for telling your readers about my book!
You are too sweet!
Hello Ann. I’ll do a special post in the next week or so and spread the word.